Funny Bird T-Shirt – If I Was A Bird I Know Who I’d Sh*t On – Sarcastic Humor Tee
Funny Bird T-Shirt – If I Was A Bird I Know Who I’d Sh*t On – Sarcastic Humor Tee
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Description
Description
Show off your sense of humor with this Funny Bird T-Shirt featuring the bold quote: “If I was a bird, I know who I’d sh*t on!” 🐦💩
With a colorful cartoon bird and cheeky sarcasm, this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves dark humor, witty quotes, and standing out from the crowd.
Made from soft cotton blend, this tee offers comfort for everyday wear – whether you’re lounging at home, hanging out with friends, or looking for a funny conversation starter.
It also makes a great gag gift for coworkers, friends, or family who appreciate edgy humor.
🔹 Key Features
- 🐦 Bold Funny Quote – “If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I’d Sh*t On”
- 🎨 Colorful Cartoon Bird Graphic – Eye-catching design
- 👕 Unisex Fit – Comfortable style for men & women
- 🌟 Premium Quality Print – Durable, vibrant, and long-lasting
- 🎁 Perfect Gag Gift – Ideal for birthdays, office parties, or anyone with a sarcastic streak
📏 Size Options
- Unisex Fit: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Shipping Infor
Shipping Infor
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🔄 Order Processing Time
All items are printed on demand. Please allow:
1–3 business days for order processing and production before shipping.
Destination
Estimated Shipping Time
- United States: 2–5 business days
- Canada: 1–3 business days
- United Kingdom: 5–10 business days
- Australia & NZ: 3–7 business days
- Europe: 5–10 business days
- International: 10–20 business days
Shipping Rates
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📦 Tracking Your Order
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🌐 International Orders & Customs
We ship worldwide! However, customs fees, duties, and taxes may apply to international shipments and are the responsibility of the our store.
Satisfaction Guarantee
Satisfaction Guarantee
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- Full-refund for faulty products, no question asked
- Full-refund if the item is not as described.
- In case of defective or damaged goods, we will send a replacement to you (No any extra fee) within 30 days since your purchase.
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